Are Dogs’ Mouths Cleaner than Human Mouths?

We just arrived safely in Middletown, OH after a long afternoon of driving. Ohio sure is a big state! Timmy has been waking me up at 7 AM every morning, which it way too early. I got up, showered, and then went back to bed until 8:30 when he woke me up for breakfast. We drove to Sheetz and got SHMOSTER breakfast sandwiches and fruit smoothies. Subway for lunch and then Timmy practiced, which only lasted 34 minutes. We left for Ohio around 4 o’clock and drove straight through until we reached Euk’s house. His mom cooked us an amazing and gigantic dinner, where we each got our own stuffed hen to eat. Euk made an awesome ice cream dessert for us as well. We had a good time talking about swimming and Grove City and other fun stuff while stuffing ourselves. Coach also checked out a puppy, which we’re going to pick up and take back with us after the meet and give it to his kids for Easter. I think its name is going to be Alvin. They had another one as well, which seemed pretty fond of Timmy and licked his face a lot. While we were standing there, Timmy’s buddy pooped on the floor and Alvin proceeded to lick it up… all of it! But don’t worry, because Timmy informed me that dog’s mouths are cleaner than human mouths. After another hour of driving, we reached our hotel and checked in for the night.